My buddy was talking about a friend of his with a big ass whatever-foot boat with a plasma-whatever TV. It got me thinking, what is it about girls and boats? They pretend to be friends with dudes who have boats, and then there is there this is this weird dynamic where girls have to come with more friends and their bikinis to get on board. Invites have nothing to do with personalities, and if you are a dude, you had better bring like eleven chicks. It's so sad. These guys with the boats are like the little boys who had a swimming pool as a kid - nobody likes him, but you used him to swim in that pool. They still try to wield that power, not bothering cultivating a decent personality to get friends, just using that boat. No thanks, buddy. An afternoon with you on a boat means me trapped with you in a small space and your awful personality with nowhere to hide but overboard.