Monday, February 11, 2013

I Was Looking Over My Text Messages Today . . .

. . . and I saw one from Saturday night that read "Look to your left.  Matching sushi shirts."

My sister and I were out for sushi at a nice bring your own wine place enjoying a cool and crisp chardonnay (any cheap Chard' tastes like butter to me), and sure enough, to my left were a pair of nerdy twenty-somethings with matching shirts with pictures of sushi on them that read "That's how I roll."  She texted me this information because didn't want to say it out loud because they were one foot away from us.  We had a hard time not laughing, and I had to run off to the bathroom because it was just so damned goofy.

When their order came I saw that the shirts didn't lie because they had in front of them more sushi than any two humans should be able to consume in one sitting.  I texted my sister back, "We should have asked them what they got before we ordered because they God damned professionals."  

We had a good time.  I love weirdos.  Takes one to know one, I suppose.  

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shirts had sushi on them and said, "that's how I roll." Too funny

Kenneth Noisewater said...

That's how I roll! Yes. I should edit it to write that in but I'm lazy as hell today.

Dr Zibbs said...

It's even nerdier that they dressed alike. I'm a fan of that when old people do it. And by fan I mean I think it's stupid.

Gorilla Bananas said...

They sound like bosom buddies. Speaking of which, don't you just hate it when you're reading the slogan on a girl's t-shirt and everyone thinks you're staring at her boobs?

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Zibbs: Yes. When you do that you are letting the world know that you are a dork and just don't care anymore.

Gorilla: I always read . . . very . .. . slowly. And carefully.