We all nab the handicapped bathroom even when there are other vacant options because everyone likes a little more spacious area when you're doing your thing, and maybe even a couple of coat hooks to get really comfortable. However, when I was in a hurry to shower up before a swim at the gym and the handicapped shower (the one with the chair) was the only one left, now that's one I can't do.
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| A guy could really spend some QT in there. |
This location of my gym has shower doors that only go up to your shoulders so you can see the busts of people showering across from you, and that is just weird. What was even weirder was when two slightly overweight men saddle up next to each other in the handicapped shower, not to shower but to have a conversation, now that is just plain dumbfounding and kind of draws a crowd. I couldn't make out much of what was being said but they were both very serious and the word leadership was used more than once. While I was getting out of the water after my swim, the same two guys went walking past me continuing to discuss their opinions about leadership, probably after taking a jacuzzi together.
They were serious men. I guess that's while I'll always be a follower and they'll be leaders. And I'll be showering alone and they'll be showering each other.
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| "I don't always shower with men, but when I do, I drink Hamm's" |
9 comments:
They sound like two Roman senators discussing whether to support Pompey or Caesar. Maybe they were rehearsing a scene. I assume they were having their discussion in the handicapped shower to get some privacy, but then how could you see them? I can't really picture this.
Every great leader knows there's no "I" in team!
Gorilla: HA!! Perfect explanation and the least gay one possible. I hadn't thought of that . . . Moments later they stabbed their buddy a bunch of times.
Bschooled: Quite true. But there is a me. So who wants to shower with "me?"
Were you in the old Soviet Union???
Bama: I swear I was at a normal gym in Chicago and it wasn't a gay bath house. Weird afternoon . . .
Nothing better than a Hamm's when you shower with a man.
From the Land of Sky Blue Waters,
From the land of pines' lofty balsams,
Comes the beer refreshing,
Hamm's the beer refreshing.
And the wife and I almost bought a house based on the fact that they had a chair in the shower. We were still in the newlywed phase and definitely before children.
Interesting... I thought all guys liked swinging their junk at each other sizing each other up in the locker room. I guess I was way wrong.
Shife: Hamm's, the beer refreshing . . . Love it. You must be around my age to remember that.
Candy: I think that's just how women picture men's locker rooms. You don't even want to know how I think the women's one operates.
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