Wednesday, February 13, 2013

I'm MC'ing my buddy Choo-Choo's karaoke birthday party at a bar around the corner, and I'm oddly excited about it.  People often ask me to do stuff like this, so I guess I'm just good at being a great big loudmouth.  The key to this one is just doing the nudey bar DJ voice all night long, "All right, give it up for Lace on the main stage!"  It works for all kinds of events, garage sales, church bingo . . .

To be honest, Choo-Choo is a quality human being and I'm glad I know him so anything I can do to help is not a problem.  Also, it is customary for the karaoke DJ to sing the first song when no one has signed up yet.  I'll sing whichever one I like the best out of the comments submitted by you all, my beloved 7 readers.

This video is what it's all about.  She passes out in the middle of her "performance."

7 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

OK, my first suggestion is 'Can't you get outta my head' by Kylie Minogue. No one will be expecting you to sing that and you'll show everyone you're secure in your masculinity.

Cocaine Princess said...

Wow, you're quite the popular guy. First asking to perform at weddings and now MC'ing.
You're a good friend.

What's funny about the video is how the other girl just continues on singing as the drunkie gets carried out.

The Grand Wave said...

I am full on voting for Loving You by Minnie Riperton and Richard Rudolph, preferrably like the version from South Park where the guy needs to hit an F sharp in order to blow up some stuff. More than awesome.

If not that, then Lights by Ellie Goulding in a British accent. Even more awesome. Oh, and the drunk chick in the video rocked it out.

james douglas morrison said...

I have noticed that Young Girl by Gary Puckett And The Union Gap always seems to go over quite well. Plus it's an excellent way to kick off the evening. If it doesn't then swing by to watch the bulls or GD blackhawks, real good.

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Gorilla: Good one. "Na na na" is easy when you're drunk.

Princess: Haha. I noticed that to. She didn't want to let her drunken friend ruin her big shot at stardom.

Wave: Always good when you stop by here. That is a tough one. Slow ones like that are a challenge. I'm up for it . . .

JDM: Yes. I always do that one EXTRA creepy.

UPDATE: Choo Choo said the karaoke machine has all elevator music for the background music. Oh boy . . .

Mr. Shife said...

A dude with so many skills. Marrying folks and now a DJ. You can start your own wedding service. You marry them up then break out the tunes as the DJ. If you can bake a cake then you will be unstoppable. I vote for Color Me Badd "I Wanna Sex You Up" or anything by The Bloodhound Gang. Have a good time.

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Shife: That's not a bad idea, actually. The cake will just be a giant twinkie.