I'm MC'ing my buddy Choo-Choo's karaoke birthday party at a bar around the corner, and I'm oddly excited about it. People often ask me to do stuff like this, so I guess I'm just good at being a great big loudmouth. The key to this one is just doing the nudey bar DJ voice all night long, "All right, give it up for Lace on the main stage!" It works for all kinds of events, garage sales, church bingo . . .
To be honest, Choo-Choo is a quality human being and I'm glad I know him so anything I can do to help is not a problem. Also, it is customary for the karaoke DJ to sing the first song when no one has signed up yet. I'll sing whichever one I like the best out of the comments submitted by you all, my beloved 7 readers.
This video is what it's all about. She passes out in the middle of her "performance."