Friday, August 24, 2012

Another Post About a Damn Dream? Come on?!

Yes, I have done these before, but I promise I will make it funny and brief.

In this dream I'm at the airport with a friend of mine, and we both spot two former NFL players getting ready to fly somewhere together.  We overhear them saying that they are going on a tropical vacation.  One of them is Herschel Walker, and the other one is . . . Herschel Walker.  And this when your dreams can so easily trick you.  I was trying to place the face of the second one, but I had forgotten that I already knew the first was Herschel, so I guess they were just both Herschel?

My friend and I in the dream were wondering if maybe they were gay ex football players because who goes on a tropical vacations with another dude?  I guess it doesn't matter if Herschel and Herschel Clone were gay or not, but I guess people just like to get a scoop on some celebrity gossip.

So, if you have skimmed through this post, and I wouldn't blame you if you did, this is what you need to know, as this was just a dream:

1. I have no information that Herschel Walker is or is not gay.

2. I also am not making any claims that ex NFL running back, Herschel Walker, has a clone.

3. Even if Herschel Walker does have a clone, I have no evidence to support the fact that he takes tropical vacations with his clone.

4. If he and his clone take tropical vacations, that does not necessarily mean that there are any homosexual activities taking place during the course of said vacation.

Herschel Walker
Herschel's Gay Love Clone?



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Anyone have any fun dreams lately that they want to share in the comments or just any thoughts on this dream?
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6 comments:

Mr. Shife said...

There are many things one must ponder after reading this post, but I think right now I am going to head downtown to the tattoo shop and get these words of wisdom inked on my back: If he and his clone take tropical vacations, that does not necessarily mean that there are any homosexual activities taking place during the course of said vacation.
Take care buddy.

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Shife: That would be a tough tattoo to explain to Baby Starscream when you come out of the shower. Always a pleasure, homie.

Radioactive Tori said...

My dreams are always terrifying and when I tell them to people they look at me funny. Your dream is hilarious. My question is this: If it was a clone wouldn't it not be gay because it's the same person really? What are the rules on that?

My day yesterday was way more strange than a dream but I don't think I can share it online. It's a bummer because I told my BFF about it and she told me I need to write a book about the insane things that happen around me involving the person I had children with.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Is having sex with your clone gay or just a better way of masturbating?

Gorilla Bananas said...

I've just noticed Radioactive Tori was making the same point - one could argue that masturbation was technically gay.

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Radio: You might have to email me the goofy story if you can't blog it.

Gorilla: This is interesting to think about. One would be a narcissist to get it on with his/her clone too, right?