Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Toddler Fight Club Tests the Doctor's Joke Limits!

I recently got wind of the Toddler Fight Club story the same way I get all my news: from Facebook.  Apparently some daycare workers made toddlers fight one another for sport.  I quickly wrote a blog post in my head that was full of sick humor, starting off with saying how if the story leaked, someone involved must have broken the first rule of Toddler Fight Club.  The jokes I wrote only got more in depth and sick from there . . .

Then I read the story.  I love kids so I got a little angry and nauseous when I read about these sick individuals doing something so heinous with children they were trusted with taking care of.  I have written about all kinds of things on this rag through out the years, but even I couldn't joke about this one.  I had to scrap the blog post.  

Sorry, readers.  I guess I'm getting soft . . .

How about you?  Any blogs you guys almost wrote or jokes you had to stop yourself from making?

8 comments:

BamaTrav said...

That's why they are refered to as "toddlers" in the fight club because only in death, do they have a name.

Heff said...

NOPE. I pretty much posted every sick piece of shit on my blog that I came up with.

Yep, you're getting SOFT. There's a MILLION JOKES in that topic you could have apeshit with.

May I "firmly" suggest some "Bliagra" ?

(Viagra for Bloggers).

Cocaine Princess said...

I hope the teachers get fired.

Radioactive Tori said...

That story makes me sick. I have 4 kids but even if I didn't I just don't get how someone would be able to do that. I feel protective over other peoples kids even if I don't know them and I don't understand how a person could do that to kids they knew and were trusted to take care of.

I'm also kind of annoyed about that YouTube of those kids crying because the kid dies at the end of the movie. Have you seen it? Maybe instead of you tubing them the parents should have been comforting the kids. It must feel pretty shitty to have your parents mock you and video tape you when you need comfort.

Gorilla Bananas said...

I thought about doing a blog post about a man with two dicks, but I don't think I wrote it. Maybe it was because he'd had enough mockery in his life...or maybe I had nothing useful to add to the debate.

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Bama: I can't respond to this without making an off color joke. I just deleted three.

Heff: I guess I do need some blogagra. Getting soft in my old age.

Cocaine: Some of those people were teachers? Unbelievable.

Radio: Very sick that it made its way onto Youtube?

Gorilla: I would personally like to know more about the 2 penis man? Can he pee and "do it" with both?

Victoria Kage Beckons said...

i somehow offend everyone in the world every time i post; it kinda takes the joy out of blogging...

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Victoria: I get a little joy in offending, but mostly I would prefer laughs. Let me know when you offend some jerks and I'll by to comment with my support.