. . . And I will give you advice that may or may not be horrible, but it will likely be funny. I never get email at that account, and I've managed to block all the penis growth ones, so now every time I check it says I have no mail. Not even the penis ones.
So, email me a dilemma that you have in your life, and I will provide you with sage-like advice based on my limited understanding of the use of common sense. And, of course, I won't use your real name.
If you need sex advice, that will be even more fun. I've been called "just okay" at sex by 10's of women, so I'm pretty qualified.
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Just OK is good. It means you didn't mind them faking their orgasms.
Gorilla: I'm okay with that. Most of the time they're faking liking me all together, and that's all right too.
i like this... you got spunk, kid.
Hahahaa
At least you haven't been pointed and laughed at by giggling females. I think that would really suck.
I'll have to come up with a question...
Candy: As I said, I'm no expert on the topic, but I think the word spunk is used in another sense when in reference to love-making. I'll have to look that up. I'm really bad at this.
Sybil: Haven't seen you in a while. That's very kind of you to imply that I haven't been pointed and laughed at by most of the women in my life. You must think highly of me. As for your question, too late. I got an anonymous one that I think you will find fascinating.
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