Monday, August 13, 2012

Email Me at Thegancer@yahoo.com . . .

. . . And I will give you advice that may or may not be horrible, but it will likely be funny.  I never get email at that account, and I've managed to block all the penis growth ones, so now every time I check it says I have no mail.  Not even the penis ones.

So, email me a dilemma that you have in your life, and I will provide you with sage-like advice based on my limited understanding of the use of common sense.  And, of course, I won't use your real name.

If you need sex advice, that will be even more fun.  I've been called "just okay" at sex by 10's of women, so I'm pretty qualified. 

5 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Just OK is good. It means you didn't mind them faking their orgasms.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Gorilla: I'm okay with that. Most of the time they're faking liking me all together, and that's all right too.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

i like this... you got spunk, kid.

sybil law said...

Hahahaa
At least you haven't been pointed and laughed at by giggling females. I think that would really suck.

I'll have to come up with a question...

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Candy: As I said, I'm no expert on the topic, but I think the word spunk is used in another sense when in reference to love-making. I'll have to look that up. I'm really bad at this.

Sybil: Haven't seen you in a while. That's very kind of you to imply that I haven't been pointed and laughed at by most of the women in my life. You must think highly of me. As for your question, too late. I got an anonymous one that I think you will find fascinating.