"Clean up on aisle three!"
What do you think, Seven Readers? You have a porn catch phrase of your own or perhaps a porn actor name for yourself?
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Doctor Ken's One Liner
Even if the odds of me being a porno actor are rapidly dwindling as I get older, I think that if I ever had to do some "acting" to make ends meet, I would already have thought up the perfect catch phrase. Just as I got done spritzing all over whatever/whoever it is that needed a spritz, I would crane my neck back, cup my open hand around the side of my mouth and bellow:
"Clean up on aisle three!"
What do you think, Seven Readers? You have a porn catch phrase of your own or perhaps a porn actor name for yourself?
"Clean up on aisle three!"
What do you think, Seven Readers? You have a porn catch phrase of your own or perhaps a porn actor name for yourself?
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6 comments:
Your phrase is solid gold, baby. I also enjoyed the visual imagery you added to the blog. Again solid gold. My catch phrase would be to compliment to one of the greatest wrestlers of our time Macho Man Randy Savage so I would go with “Oh Yeah!” as I was about to deliver my payday.
Fortunately for me if I ever decide to get into porn, Candy is pretty much all I need.
I'm patiently WAITING on that day, Candy.....
Here's mine - "Stand Back, I don't know how big this thing's gonna get...."
Porn name : DICK MANLY.
. . . and with that, I can no longer enjoy a Saturday morning cinnamon roll with your nephews. You have ruined breakfast, Dr. Ken.
'Rod Shaftsbury' is the name. 'Lick my love pump' is the plagiarised catchphrase.
Shife: That would be awesome of you to pay it forward to the Macho Man.
Candy: And you would have a Daily Dandy too!
Heff: Dick Manly has a scene with Candy in The Daily Dandy. I can see it now . . .
Sista: Sorry. Gross out!
Gorilla: Wow! Rod Shaftsbury sounds like an intellectual porn guy with a pipe.
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