I have been watching a hilarious show from England called Peep Show, you can watch it on Hulu, and lately I'm finding myself madly in love with Big Suze. I'm not sure if they ever say why she's called that because she's quite fit. Isn't she lovely in this shot? 
Here she is in a pretty yellow dress. I like how she's brushing her hair back. You know, it kind of looks like maybe she's not so sure of herself. Maybe she's that rare find of a woman who's hotter than all get out, but still has a crap self concept . . .
And here she is doing some stage acting. With terrific boobs. I love terrific boobs. You know, I really think, at the risk of getting a restraining order against me, that we were meant to be together. Sure, she's all the way across the Atlantic, far too good looking for me, and would likely have zero interest in me, but still . . .
Son of a bitch! Who is this asshole! Oh come on! He's got that half his undershirt hanging out look that makes me want to puke. Wait, where's her other hand. Is she touching his narrow ass?! Oh . . . Oh, do I ever hate this limey.
She's married to this doucher? Bloody hell!! Turns out he's a prince. That must be Prince Doucher's castle. Castle Douche Skull. What's this guy have that I don't? Sure, he's a prince and everything and has loads more money than me and probably charmed her in person, going a few steps further than merely ogling her on Hulu and cursing her funny looking husband, but other than all that . . . Come on!
What do you think, Seven Readers? What does Dr. Ken need to do to make Big Suze his new special ladyfriend?
7 comments:
I’ll definitely check that show out. I have to download everything I watch from torrent sites anyway and am always looking for something new. And that chick is totally hot.
I think you need to put on a cowboy hat and ride up to her palace. And when you get your head between her boobs, make the same noises that Richard Dawkins made when he was nuzzling Mr Garrison in South Park.
Scott: You will laugh your ass off at Peep Show, and it will make you feel good about your life.
GB: "I am not a crook!! Bpbpbpbpbpbpbbpb!!"
go over there and punch out her doofy-looking prince. it will establish you as the dominant male...everyone knows gals go for the brawn over the crown
Jov: You might be right. I straight right and an upper cut to Prince Butt Plugger might send a clear message who the real man in the room is. Oh, Big Suze. If you only knew . . . .
Shife: Always with bomb comments, buddy. Hahaha. I like the trade AND the monster string of insults. You go, boy.
I have no doubt that this post will do the trick. I assume she's already been in touch?
5000: Yeah. And we dated. And broke up already. I'm disappointed too because I thought for sure she was my future ex wife.
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