Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Storytelling Podcast 3 of 4: Dr. Ken's First Kiss

In the third section of this podcast, Dr. Ken tells his Seven Readers about his first kiss and, how sucky he was at it and all the embarrassing details surrounding this episode in his 12th or 13th year of life, and in fact, he could not recall if he had ever told anyone this story.

Some notable things that came out of this were, well, after mention of the dreaded sump pump, see previous casts, the guys discuss the rules of Ghost in the Graveyard and the notion of bringing that game to the bar scene. L.C. also tells us about about a popular game near his apartment complex: Tag Around the Shed.

Songs In This Episode:
1. "Then He Kissed Me" by Leslie Gore
2. "Is There a Ghost" by Band of Horses
3. "Suck My Kiss" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
4. And Dr. Ken's chosen theme song for this post is: Skid Row's "I'll Remember You."

Remember, click the play button to play it on the site and click the word play to download it to listen to on your iTunes or on a snow day, or whatever. Just remember to click pause on the music player along the right panel of this blog if this page is still open so that you can hear all the bottles hitting the table (we really need to use coasters next time to muzzle that).


Gorilla Bananas said...

I'm impressed with all the hide-and-seek variations you little imps had. You ought to put them in a book. When was the first time you kissed a girl's body?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Gorilla: It wasn't until much, much later, Gorilla. When's the firat time you flirtatiously threw your poo at a female?

Gorilla Bananas said...

Was the first time you kissed a girl's body:

(i) before your first experience of penetrative sex?

(ii) coincident with your first experience of penetrative sex?

(iii) after your first experience of penetrative sex?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Gorilla: I think it was A, if memory serves. I was probably crappy at that too. I can fling poo like a champ though.

Gorilla Bananas said...

(i) is the best answer. If you had said (iii) I would have pegged you as a cross-eyed horny geek.

radioactive girl said...

After I listened to this I tried to think of my first kiss and I can't remember it at all. I can't even remember WHO was the first person I kissed. I have no idea what that means about me. This coupled with me not exactly being sure which first time counted as far as sex goes makes me feel like I need to pay more attention/remember things better.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Gorilla: I am a cross eyed horny geek, but the answer is still (i).

Radio: Wow! You need to just make it up for your autobiography.