I was at my sister's place today because she was helping me with my taxes, and at one point I was looking at my 3rd grade nephew's class picture (his name isn't really Colin).
Uncle Ken: This is a good pic of you, bud. And this is your teacher?
Colin: No, the blond one's my teacher. That's my principal.
Uncle Ken: She's your principal?! She's so young, and I don't want to weird you out, but she's kinda fine.
Colin: Okay . . .
Uncle Ken: Maybe you can get her number for me, yeah?
Colin: I don't think . . .
Uncle Ken: Here's what you do: first thing in the morning tomorrow, get in trouble, something bad enough to get sent to the principal. Then you tell her that you're sorry, but your uncle is a counselor, and he's been helping you with your behavior - and that's when you give her my number.
Colin: Okay, I'll get in trouble right away. I'll walk over to the teacher's desk and rub my butt on it (now squatting) and fart and say, "suck on that!"
Mom: Hey, stop saying that!
Colin and Uncle Ken: Sorry . . .
8 comments:
Quit being creepy.
Though it is part of your "charm."
He should have told her to pull his ginger he might have gotten away from it...I added you as well...thanks I am so flattered
Haha, what a cheeky little tyke! I don't believe he can fart at will though, only a few chimpanzees can do that.
Andrew: Yes. I gotta be me.
Just Telling: How'd you know my nephew is a ginger?
Gorilla: Yes. A man after your own heart. You'd be proud.
As I have often told my sister, one of the chief responsibilities of an uncle is to set a bad example.
Thanks a bunch. Thanks for teaching them to armpit fart too. You're the best. :)
He did say he would rub his butt on her desk. That was all his idea. Great kid right there.
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