Thursday, November 17, 2011

If You're From Chicago, You Might Be Familiar With "The Belmont Transfer."

2. Belmont Transfer 35 up, 6 down

1. When a man moves from the front door of a lady having her period (red) to said lady's backdoor porch area (brown) and back again (purple).

Based on Chicago's sexy and efficient train system. Similarly named moves are found in Boston and New York.

2. A long-form improv style characterized by moving quickly from one story arc to another and back again. See Chicago improv group "The Belmont Transfer."
"Hey, you comin' to see the Belmont Transfer tonight perform at the Playground?"

"Sorry bro, I'll be movin' from brown to red with Lacy all night long. It's our anniversary."
3. Belmont Transfer 9 up, 5 down

Slang term referring to the switch from vaginal to anal sex, assuming the female participant is 'on the rag.' The Belmont train station in Chicago, IL is where the Red Line meets the Brown Line.
I earned my red wings with her, then she insisted we go anal, so I made the Belmont Transfer.


sybil law said...

I've heard some baaad stories about the Belmont Transfer, but it was never called that...
Ugh. Can't believe this story is running in my head, now. Thanks, Dr! GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Yucky, right?