Saturday, November 19, 2011

Zack Attack

I blew dry my hair with a powerful Hilton Hotel blow dryer, not paying much attention to what I was doing due to still being half-drunk from all the box wine I drank at a wedding the night before, and now my hair looks very weird.

I couldn't put my finger on it, but I just told LSD that I look like God damn Zack Morris. Any minute now I'm going to break the fourth wall and start talking to the camera or perhaps into an over-sized prototype mobile phone.

Observe:
Dr. Kenneth Noise water

VS

Dr. Mark Paul Gosselaar

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This makes me want to blow dry my pubic hair and give Kelly Kapowski a Belmont transfer.

sybil law said...

Hahahahahahaha
I was always a little like the Jessie chick. I think that was her name. Quick! We need a Screech!
Uh, never mind. We really don't.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Anon: I think you can make that happen. Believe in yourself.

Sybil: So, as the Jesse, are you a staunch feminist?