Wednesday, November 09, 2011


My good buddy, Big Business, referred to a woman's (ahem!) as a "trench." For some reason I thought that was the funniest thing ever because it's just about the least appealing word ever.

So the other day I'm mad at some woman, and in my head I'm cursing her out, and I called her a trench. Yes! A trench!

What I like about this new term is that it hasn't broken on the scene yet, so I think you can still use it on network television all day.


Doctor: I'm afraid her condition has worsened. We're going to have to operate on her trench.

What do you think, Seven Readers?


Gorilla Bananas said...

It's definitely less vulgar than "manhole" and trenches are often soggy, which seems appropriate.

Heff said...

I personally always go with the term "Vinegar Ditch", stolen from Wil Harrison.

sybil law said...

Hahahaha! Sounds pretty good to me! Plus, we can say it out loud unlike so many other words. I like it.

Elliot MacLeod-Michael said...

A trench is not something I want to stick my penis in. Unless I'm extremely drunk.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Gorilla: Soggy? Yuck!!

Heff: Ha!!! Well, I'm stealing that from you who stole it from him.

Sybil: Yes. Say it loud. Say it proud.

Elliot: Yes. Does not sound appealing, does it? Thanks for coming by.