My good buddy, Big Business, referred to a woman's (ahem!) as a "trench." For some reason I thought that was the funniest thing ever because it's just about the least appealing word ever.
So the other day I'm mad at some woman, and in my head I'm cursing her out, and I called her a trench. Yes! A trench!
What I like about this new term is that it hasn't broken on the scene yet, so I think you can still use it on network television all day.
Example:
Doctor: I'm afraid her condition has worsened. We're going to have to operate on her trench.
What do you think, Seven Readers?
4 comments:
It's definitely less vulgar than "manhole" and trenches are often soggy, which seems appropriate.
I personally always go with the term "Vinegar Ditch", stolen from Wil Harrison.
Hahahaha! Sounds pretty good to me! Plus, we can say it out loud unlike so many other words. I like it.
Gorilla: Soggy? Yuck!!
Heff: Ha!!! Well, I'm stealing that from you who stole it from him.
Sybil: Yes. Say it loud. Say it proud.
Elliot: Yes. Does not sound appealing, does it? Thanks for coming by.
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