My good buddy, Big Business, referred to a woman's (ahem!) as a "trench." For some reason I thought that was the funniest thing ever because it's just about the least appealing word ever.
So the other day I'm mad at some woman, and in my head I'm cursing her out, and I called her a trench. Yes! A trench!
What I like about this new term is that it hasn't broken on the scene yet, so I think you can still use it on network television all day.
Doctor: I'm afraid her condition has worsened. We're going to have to operate on her trench.
What do you think, Seven Readers?