I just finished all the seasons of Peep Show on Hulu, and I kind of miss those Brits. I miss the goofy stuff they say. Here are some of the most fun words I can think of right now:
Snog: To kiss
Fancy: When you like something, you fancy it.
Blimey!: This is what you say when you're surprised about something. Apparently, it derives from when people in the 1800's would say "God, blind me."
Crisps: Chips (isn't that werid?)
Bollocks: Balls, as in a pair of balls or like an exclamation, "Balls!"
Have a wank: Masturbate
Pull myself off: An even funnier way to say masturbate.
If you still don't think you want to watch this program, give this clip a try, and "step away from the bum (that means butt)."