Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Adult Days Off


What I'm Doing on My Day Off Today:

Go downtown to the apple store to exchange my broken ipod, parking my car for no less than 15 bucks.

Go to the doctor to get blood tests (so I can't eat all day on my day off)

Go to the bank to cash three checks that all together don't even add up to fifty bucks

Do work for my job because I still have a very busy Thursday and Friday left in this week.

What I did with a day off as a 15-years-old

Play Sega and Nintendo for around 6 hours to the sounds of thrash metal like Anthrax and Pantera.

Wander into the kitchen a few dozen time through out the day, eating Doritos, homemade cookies, and cans of non-diet soda, and never get fat.

Meet my neighbor out front and video tape ourselves making diving football catches into a big pile of leaves, with dirty leaves going down my shirt, making me itch, and I won't even shower before going to bed.

Throw the Frisbee for the dog out back. She will catch 6 out of 13 throws, bringing it back to me 4 out of 13.

You tell me which is a better way to spend your Veteran's Day.

7 comments:

BeckEye said...

Wow, a lot of people have today off. I didn't. But I'm home now because I scheduled a half vacation day. Most of my exciting 2nd half was spent at the doctor's office, and the next 2 hours that I would be at work will probably be spent at home napping. EXCITING.

Miss Organizized said...

BARF!! That blows. I don't have today off either. But I did take a day off last week and spent half of it at Firestone waiting for them to take advantage of my female ass and try to upsale me.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Beck: Enjoy that nap!! That's the way to spend a day off because you can't do that at work, at least not at most jobs.

Miss O: Nothing like greased up guys taking advantage of a woman . . .

The Igloo Oven said...

Do you still have those videotapes of yourself making diving football catches?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Igloo: Hahaha! I think my parents have them somewhere. What was funny was that my one friend was overweight, and just after his catch jumping into the leaves, our footage runs out, and footage of a whale that my parents had taped on PBS kicks in, with the whale landing on the water like my heavy friend landed on leaves. CLASSIC shit right there.

Kadonkadonk said...

Whoa. Other that the not getting fat part and if you change 'Sega' to 'Wii', I am apparently a 15-year old boy.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Donk: Hahahha. Enjoy those leaves!