My friend has a one year old named Jack & while he's still little, defenseless, & loves her she's going to have all of his Halloween costumes be something with his name in it. This year he is going to be a pancake (Flap Jack). I told her she needs to put him in blackface & he can be a Black Jack. Or a donkey & he can be a Jackass. My parents (...) gave me the suggestion to give to her to make him a penis & he can be a Jack-off.
I wish I did but I don't. I'm terrible at coming up with costume ideas. Last year I wore make-up that was somewhat skeleton-like & wrote on my shirt "Costume Fail."
So creative.
Do you want to go as something ridiculous, funny, outrageous?
Don't laugh but go as a witch...broom, wandstick...witchy-poo nose, stripped stocking, etc.
you can borrow one of my witch dresses...my little deary. what size ar you?
later sweetie.
oh and yes, ask the girl out. You never know. just walk up say who you are and how you want to get to know her. And don't stare at her tits...that's rght away...a big...NO!
I can't tell you how often I've made that mistake. :)
Guys ALWAYS have cool ideas for costumes while chicks have to dress up as something sexy. Sexy Nurse, Sexy Cop, Sexy Rainbow Bright. My sister went as Sexy Hamburglar one year. Seriously! I almost just wore a purple dress and coupled up as Sexy Grimace. I usually do strange transvestite things like Alex from Clockwork Orange or Baby Mario. I give you full permission to steal any or all of these ideas.
Laura: You're not disturbed? They're about to boil that baby, dude!! Hahaha. Well, tornado is a thought . . .
Zora: Something tells me that I wouldn't fit in your dresses, but thanks. As for avoiding staring at boobs: not exactly my strength, but I always make an effort not to.
Orgo: Sexy Hamburgler is frigging hilarious and oddly hot. Love it.
I was super jealous of her costume. High boots and a black mask? The second that Zoro hat and the black and white striped shirt comes off, it's S&M City! Gross, I'm talking about my sister here!
Orgo: Wait, Hamburgler Dominatrix? She ties you up, beats the shit out of you, and then leaves with all your burgers? That's like the hottest/funniest porno ever!
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It's only disturbing because the cook OBVIOUSLY hasn't used enough BUTTER.
Go as your avatar pic for Halloween.
Heff: Yeah, it's a delicate balance with that butter.
My friend has a one year old named Jack & while he's still little, defenseless, & loves her she's going to have all of his Halloween costumes be something with his name in it. This year he is going to be a pancake (Flap Jack). I told her she needs to put him in blackface & he can be a Black Jack. Or a donkey & he can be a Jackass. My parents (...) gave me the suggestion to give to her to make him a penis & he can be a Jack-off.
Any.Way.
What are some of your costume ideas?
Andrew: The Jack ideas are pretty awesome. I have zero good ideas thus far, and that's very disheartening because I usually have awesome ideas. You?
I wish I did but I don't. I'm terrible at coming up with costume ideas. Last year I wore make-up that was somewhat skeleton-like & wrote on my shirt "Costume Fail."
So creative.
Do you want to go as something ridiculous, funny, outrageous?
Andrew: I have no preference. I'd really like to be Teenwolf in the leisure suit, but that could get pricey.
I want to be disturbed but I love it too much to be!
No ideas for you. My best idea happened 10 years ago - I was a tornado. I haven't been on the cutting edge of this matter AT ALL.
Don't laugh but go as a witch...broom, wandstick...witchy-poo nose, stripped stocking, etc.
you can borrow one of my witch dresses...my little deary. what size ar you?
later sweetie.
oh and yes, ask the girl out. You never know. just walk up say who you are and how you want to get to know her. And don't stare at her tits...that's rght away...a big...NO!
I can't tell you how often I've made that mistake. :)
Guys ALWAYS have cool ideas for costumes while chicks have to dress up as something sexy. Sexy Nurse, Sexy Cop, Sexy Rainbow Bright. My sister went as Sexy Hamburglar one year. Seriously! I almost just wore a purple dress and coupled up as Sexy Grimace. I usually do strange transvestite things like Alex from Clockwork Orange or Baby Mario. I give you full permission to steal any or all of these ideas.
Laura: You're not disturbed? They're about to boil that baby, dude!! Hahaha. Well, tornado is a thought . . .
Zora: Something tells me that I wouldn't fit in your dresses, but thanks. As for avoiding staring at boobs: not exactly my strength, but I always make an effort not to.
Orgo: Sexy Hamburgler is frigging hilarious and oddly hot. Love it.
I was super jealous of her costume. High boots and a black mask? The second that Zoro hat and the black and white striped shirt comes off, it's S&M City! Gross, I'm talking about my sister here!
Orgo: Wait, Hamburgler Dominatrix? She ties you up, beats the shit out of you, and then leaves with all your burgers? That's like the hottest/funniest porno ever!
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