I was just talking to someone, and we were discussing what kind of wine we'd be. She said I was a Riesling because I'm kind of sweet, but I disagreed because that's a little too sweet for me - I have an edge too. I said she's champagne because she's bubbly, but not a shitty bottle of Andre' because she's better than that. However, she's not a bottle of Dom Perignon or Cristal because she's not rich (more like knee deep in student loans like me), so she's like a mid level Champagne.
Ultimately, I decided I'm a bottle of cheap chianti because I'm broke, and I like the wicker basket; They're cute.
What wine are you, Seven Readers?