I was just talking to someone, and we were discussing what kind of wine we'd be. She said I was a Riesling because I'm kind of sweet, but I disagreed because that's a little too sweet for me - I have an edge too. I said she's champagne because she's bubbly, but not a shitty bottle of Andre' because she's better than that. However, she's not a bottle of Dom Perignon or Cristal because she's not rich (more like knee deep in student loans like me), so she's like a mid level Champagne.
Ultimately, I decided I'm a bottle of cheap chianti because I'm broke, and I like the wicker basket; They're cute.What wine are you, Seven Readers?
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I'd be a bottle of Boone's Farm Tickle Pink, because I'm a CHEAP WHORE, and out of production.
Heff: Yeah, that's pretty much perfect. Plus, you like to tickle the pink (taco?).
I'm Arbor Mist because I'm only $4 at Wal-Mart & get the job done.
Andrew: Hahaha. Perfect. Fun game, right?
I'm gonna go with Franzia...once you let me out of my cube, you don't know what sorts of shenanigans are in store!
i'm andre all the way. you can be fooled into thinking im classy ["champagne. nice!"] but it only takes a few moments to realize my true tacky colors ["...oh"]
THREE BUCK CHUCK ALL THE WAY BABY
Orgo: Hahaha! Do you work in a cubicle? Very clever.
Jov: I love me some Andre'. You know, it really doesn't give you a bad hangover either for 6.99!
Mikey 5 Grand: 3 Buck Chuck used to be 2 Buck Chuck, so you're appreciating in value!
A chilled Pinot Grigio from Italy. Served with grilled chicken, shrimp or as an apéritif.
but usually...I'm 3 shots of tequila...woo hoo.
later sweetie. have a great weekend. xxx
Zora: Wow. That sounds like a great meal right there, and then an even greater evening at the bar with the shots. Heck yeah. Heck yeah!
honestly. whatever the cheapest bottle of merlot is at safeway or walgreens.
Burjan: You're better than a bottle of Maddog 20/20!
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