Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Butt Blaster

Scene: Dr. Ken is at the gym, and he bumps into a gal he knows.

Gal: Hey! I was just telling Stacey that I didn't think you really worked out here because we never see you.

Dr. Ken: Yup. I'm here a lot, actually. As a matter of fact, I'm climbing aboard the Butt Blaster right now.
(The Dr. motions towards the Butt Blaster machine to his right)

Gal: The Butt Blaster?
(Laughing, perhaps more at him than with him.)

Dr. Ken: Yes, ma'am. Surprised you never see me. I'm blasting my butt up here just about every day.

Gal: Yeah?

Dr. Ken: Well, I mean, I'm not always on this machine in particular. Not that my butt's a problem area, per say . . . But great seeing you!

Gal: Yes, you too!

(Dr. Ken straps himself to the butt blaster and tries to blast away his fat and stupidity.)


Andrew said...


Gorilla Bananas said...

There's no such thing as a butt blaster - exercising your butt makes it more muscular but doesn't blast it. Next time ask the girl what machines she likes. You might end up feeling each others' muscles.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

What an ass.....literally!

hahahaahahahaha! I kill myself. heheheee

Really, she was lucky you were EVEN talking to her.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Andrew: Thought you'd like that. You and I share an awesome awkwardness, I feel. We could do damage together.

Gorilla: Good point. And muscle feeling can only lead to organ feeling.

Candy: Yes. That's right. Thanks for making me feel better. You and mom have a knack for that.

Andrew said...

But honestly though, I think if we ever got together we could destroy entire civilizations due to our awkwardness. If we chose carefully, we could use our powers for good & help the world out.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Andrew: Yes. Awkward Brothers for life.