Scene: Dr. Ken is at the gym, and he bumps into a gal he knows.
Gal: Hey! I was just telling Stacey that I didn't think you really worked out here because we never see you.
Dr. Ken: Yup. I'm here a lot, actually. As a matter of fact, I'm climbing aboard the Butt Blaster right now.
(The Dr. motions towards the Butt Blaster machine to his right)
Gal: The Butt Blaster?
(Laughing, perhaps more at him than with him.)
Dr. Ken: Yes, ma'am. Surprised you never see me. I'm blasting my butt up here just about every day.
Gal: Yeah?
Dr. Ken: Well, I mean, I'm not always on this machine in particular. Not that my butt's a problem area, per say . . . But great seeing you!
Gal: Yes, you too!
(Dr. Ken straps himself to the butt blaster and tries to blast away his fat and stupidity.)
5 comments:
Wonderful.
There's no such thing as a butt blaster - exercising your butt makes it more muscular but doesn't blast it. Next time ask the girl what machines she likes. You might end up feeling each others' muscles.
Andrew: Thought you'd like that. You and I share an awesome awkwardness, I feel. We could do damage together.
Gorilla: Good point. And muscle feeling can only lead to organ feeling.
Candy: Yes. That's right. Thanks for making me feel better. You and mom have a knack for that.
But honestly though, I think if we ever got together we could destroy entire civilizations due to our awkwardness. If we chose carefully, we could use our powers for good & help the world out.
Andrew: Yes. Awkward Brothers for life.
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