Sunday, January 09, 2011

The Tap Out

As a fan of mixed martial arts, I know that a tap out usually refers to when someone is close to getting choked to death and he/she taps with his/her hand to stop the fight, but there is another lesser known tap out.

The one I'm referring to is when someone is going down on someone else, and the person on the receiving end gives a little tap to signify that it's just not happening. Now, I've done some research here, and women have said that they do the tap when they know that they're not going to finish that way, and to soften the blow to the man's ego, they will act like they just can't take it anymore due to being so turned on - so they just want to start hittin' it. This, of course, is never true because if you're on your game, there's no way in hell she'll want you to stop.

So, Seven Readers, I'm sorry if this post is a little dirty, but I'm curious: have you ever tapped or been tapped?


Gorilla Bananas said...

No woman is going to tap you if you eat it like ice cream. A few claim not to like it - they should let you know before your head heads south.

radioactive girl said...

I think a lot of times people take sex too seriously. It's supposed to be fun! If something isn't working, switch things around and try something else. I wouldn't think of the tap out as an ego thing or a failure, just that she needs a change and doesn't want to waste your time when there are so many other options. I used to have a boyfriend who was so serious about it all that it kind of killed the mood for me. He was so focused on me having a good time that ironically, I almost never did because of how much pressure he put on me, asking every 5 seconds if I liked it better like this or should he maybe try that, etc. The way he approached the whole thing made it feel like I needed to do things "right", which is crazy because I wasn't aware there was one right way to do things as far as this goes. Sex is the best when it is something you can have fun with and even laugh through.

I really think sex is only a failure when people get all upset over it. You can (and should) always try again!

BeckEye said...

Interestingly enough, I KNEW that this post was going to be about oral sex when I read the title. But then I know nothing about martial arts, so that would have never come to mind.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

GB: Like ice cream! That reminds me of a Rudy Ray Moore joke, but it's a little long. Maybe some day I'll lay that one on you.

Radio: Quite true. Sometimes I over think it. Okay, I always over think it. Just can't turn my brain off.

Beck: Hahaha. That's funny that a non-MMA fan would immediately think it had to do with oral. That's interesting to me, for some reason.