Thursday, January 27, 2011

Storytelling Podcast 2 of 4: Speed Dating/Turbo Loving

In Crom's story, he tells the gang about the time he tried out speed dating, where you go from one table to another trying to meet people, but something was a little fishy about the whole operation. So, Crom, Dr. Ken, Beatnik, and L.C. plot their revenge against the Russian mobsters who run these speed dating events.



L.C. argues that speed dating should be a little more like playing Plinko on "The Price Is Right."

Of course, the word of the day, sump pump, was used just under the wire. Phew! So, Turbo Lovers, download the MP3 by clicking on the play button on the bottom or just listen by clicking on the word play in the middle of the player below, but if you do that, remember to turn off the music player on my blog, to the right.
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Songs Used:
1. "Medley: Just a Gigalo/I Ain't Got Nobody" by David Lee Roth
2. "Hey Ladies" by The Beastie Boys
3. "Young Lust" by Pink Floyd
5. "Turbo Lover by Judas Priest

5 comments:

radioactive girl said...

The first part made me laugh so hard I was actually crying, the part about don't talk about porn and being single. I love that you put nametags so you wouldn't call each other your real names. Too funny!

Crom used one of my favorite words,debauchery. Awesome!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

So glad you've listened to both so far, Radio! I find it's hard to tell LC and myself apart, even to me.

Just telling it like it is said...

Dr. you should stay away from Russian women I hear they don't mind killing you after they are force to have sex for the first time with their benefactors,.....I'm just saying I am way easier and I don't require a commitment

Scott Oglesby said...

This is another reason that I have such serious testicle fondling envy of you single guys. I never did get to date enough. I’d freaking love to speed date. It would be just like a game show but with vagina!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Just Telling: You're right. American women drive me nuts sometimes, but I really don't trust the Russians. That no commitment thing I've heard before . . .

Scott: "Testicle fondling envy." Hahahha! Readers, that's a reference from his blog. Go check him out. He's funny.