I heard that goofy song in the shower today, and what's even stranger is that I had the option to switch the station before getting in. Washing yourself, especially "down there," is an all together different feeling when the Pointer Sisters are outlining how it is they like their love-making. Creepy. Glad no one saw me.
But it got me thinking what this song would be like in today's day, seeing as things in songs are said more obscenely, explicitly, and with crappier grammar. Given those three elements, and let's say it was sung by Rihanna, and I'd say the title to the song in this era would be . . .
Also, there would be absolutely no emotions or range in her voice.
On another note, I love how you have a picture of her with her name on it in this post & you still misspelled her name. But worry not! I always misspell it (since I'm ALWAYS talking about Rhianna).
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Hahahaha!
Don't Want No Finger Blaster would also be sung with copious amounts of melisma, and featuring L'il Wayne or whoever the hell is popular.
Right away, I imagined "Don't Want No Finger Blaster" sung to the tune of Lady Gaga's "Paper Gangsta."
If Rihanna sung that, I wouldn't believe it expressed a genuine sentiment. I seem to remember reading a lesbian story about her earlier this year...
Don't forget the "auto-tune" vocal effect !!
Also, there would be absolutely no emotions or range in her voice.
On another note, I love how you have a picture of her with her name on it in this post & you still misspelled her name. But worry not! I always misspell it (since I'm ALWAYS talking about Rhianna).
BWA HA HA HA!!!
Nice.
Well played, Dr. Ken.
Enjoy your weekend.
Sybil: Yeah, there would for sure be a rap interlude. Lil' Wayne or maybe Wacka Flacka.
Beck: Sure. Lift the melody. Any way you slice it, it's a hit.
Gorilla: No kidding? I'd like proof. On video. Watched multiple times just to be absolutely sure.
Heff: Oh yeah. That has to be done. I think you're a tech savvy guy who can make that happen in the Heff Bar and Grill.
Andrew: Thanks, bro. I fixed that up. Duh!!
5000: That didn't seem your brand of humor, so I'm pleasantly surprised that you liked that entry.
Shife: You too, bud. : )
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