10) Can you help me into one of these lacey numbers? And if so, can I wear it out?
9) These all look like panties. Where are all the undies?
8) My wife is wicked fat. You think I could squeeze her gut into one of them corsets?
7) Has anyone tried these on before? I only want to buy them if someones tried them on before.
6) Do you have anything hornier and trashier?
5) I've knocked down a few of these, and I don't feel too good. You sure they're edible?
4) I'm looking for something to turn on my mom's new asshole boyfriend.
3) I can't concentrate anymore. Can I use one of those fitting rooms to "take care" of this boner and get back to shopping?
2) Do you think my 7-year-old would like these?
1) I'm positive these right here won't fully contain my nuts.
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*I let Dr. Ken's sister rank these, needing a woman's touch to decide which questions are creepier than others.
3 comments:
Hahahaha! Yes. Well done!
(I swear it looks like I stalk you or something, but really, we just seem to be online around the same times!)
Anyway, Happy Holidays!!
Sybil: I appreciate the quick comments because I like the feedback, so I won't file any restraining orders any time soon. Happy Holidays to you too!
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