Last night there was a dude in the bar who came in with an envelope to give to the bartender, which he said was his "sex tape." Turns out it is a tape of him on "Wife Swap" because he had been telling the bartender girl about it. Remember Ratner from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High?" He looked just like him, only he was hunched over. He told us that his doctor said he has a "lazy back."
Later when we were doing some evil shots of Jameson, due to fricking Southie ordering them up a couple times, just after Rattner downed his, he darted into the bathroom, so we think he may have thrown up. Still, he kept right on drinking as every good regular should.
I don't know how we got going on this, but he was quizzing me on my 90's rock knowledge, and of course I was killing it. However, I was really disappointed that I couldn't remember Better Than Ezra. God, that song was annoying. Who the hell was Ezra? And if they are better than him, just how shitty was Ezra?