. . . I squeeze the mangos to see which one is soft because I need it to be ready to eat before I go out of town for the weekend. So I was tenderly squeezing each one saying "who's a mushy mango? . . ."
Yeah, I felt like a scumbag, and I thought of how many people squeeze them bitchez. You ever cut them in little squares like in the picture? That's the shit.
I totally do stuff like that. My oldest daughter gives me "a look" when I do it while she's with me and she kind of walks away like she doesn't know me.
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Yes! And no matter what I feel like people think I'm a perv.
As if they don't already.
Yeah, I felt like a scumbag, and I thought of how many people squeeze them bitchez. You ever cut them in little squares like in the picture? That's the shit.
I totally do stuff like that. My oldest daughter gives me "a look" when I do it while she's with me and she kind of walks away like she doesn't know me.
Radio: If I can any kind of look from anyone, I would totally understand. I was laughing at myself.
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