You ever get caught in really bad traffic where no one is moving, and it is an unusual time with no construction? So, you're thinking to yourself, either a bunch of idiots are stopping to look at something or there is an accident of some kind, and you find yourself saying:
"There had better be an accident up here, or I'm going to be so pissed. If there is not a car on fire up here, or at least an overturned one, I swear to God I'm going to snap. I mean, there had better be a bunch of dudes with the Jaws of Life trying to pry a mutilated, unidentifiable body out of a Ford Taurus . . ."