I published an article on Starpulse about The Bachelorette on ABC, and I think all seven of my beloved Seven Readers should check it out.

Click here for a way too in depth analysis of a stupid, stupid show.

I published the Little Miss Perfect article, and I'm very pleased with the visuals that Starpulse provided. Have a look and comment on there if you like.

Today, Dr. Ken is off to the IHOP to work on his second play with his writing buddies. I have to whip up a couple pages of dialog because I told them I would, so it's time to get into the characters and try to get funny. Wish me luck . . .

I'm going to be writing an article for Starpulse.com in which I talk about (make fun of) the TV show, Little Miss Perfect. I want to know what you think, if you could leave me some insights in the comments, but here's what I think so far:

1. The moms and dads of these kids are really demanding. You always hear about asshole dads making their sons shoot a million freethrows, or whatever, what about a mom I saw the other night making her obviously already tired daughter practice her routine over-and-over, and then saying, "just 15 more and you can go to bed." The worst part about it is that the father and little son had to stay up and watch too. Maybe that wasn't the worst part, but I was just picturing myself being one of those two.

2. It's sick and wrong that they dress these little girls up with clothes and makeup that make them look 11 years older. And whores. What's worse, sometimes they dance like whores too. Are they trying to get their kids molested, or worse, killed like JonBenet Ramsey?

3. How funny is that host? How is it that he's better at prancing around than all these girls?

Your thoughts . . .

In other words, write this article for me? . . .