Zack Attack

I blew dry my hair with a powerful Hilton Hotel blow dryer, not paying much attention to what I was doing due to still being half-drunk from all the box wine I drank at a wedding the night before, and now my hair looks very weird.

I couldn't put my finger on it, but I just told LSD that I look like God damn Zack Morris. Any minute now I'm going to break the fourth wall and start talking to the camera or perhaps into an over-sized prototype mobile phone.

Observe:

Dr. Kenneth Noise water

VS

Dr. Mark Paul Gosselaar

I made a key today for the shitter at my work, which is a huge coup by the way, and while in the locksmith shop, as the old guy working there turned around to make the all-important key, I completely forgot that he has a gray rat tail hair style. I blogged about it, and I still forgot about it.

That goes to show you how long it's been since I or anyone else has posted at The Liars Club. I'm still looking for Chicago area writers to post with me. Email me if you're interested or know someone who may be interested in keeping The Liars Club alive.

In the meantime, what's the most embarrassing hairstyle you've ever had?