Gancey Girlfriend's 16-year-old little sister was just here in Chicago for the weekend from Iowa, and for whatever reason, she really wanted to see a ghetto. Had I been driving, I would have been glad to take her over to some choice neighborhoods to see how the lower half lives, as cruel of an activity as that is, but since we were on foot, the best I could do for her amusement of city life was to point out a fat man dressed as a woman, only a Geisha Girl with a fan and those chopstick things in "her" hair.
You don't see Fat Tranny Geisha Girls (FTGG) in Iowa, so I guess that was better than nothing.
