Do you ever look at your blogs statistics? It shows you what country checks out your blog the most, and not surprisingly, the U.S is way out in front. What is surprising is that no other country has even 100 readers except Russia. How are all these Russians finding this page? I want to hear from you, Russia!
I also like to check what Google searches lead to page hits, and the biggest ones are "Is Mark Wahlberg an asshole," "jackie onasis hairy pussy," and "saggy testical surgery."
Let me know what you find on your stats page, Seven Readers, and I'll respond with smart-assed remarks, as always.
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Tuesday, September 07, 2010
Stats
I have little to offer in the way of a post today, so how about the top 10 searches that led people to my blog this week, according to the statistics on Blogger?
10) keith stone commercial
9) hairy guys ass
8) best songs to hear in a bar
7) keith stone t shirt
6) my love my lady is the sea
5) try the veal
4) best songs to hear in bars
3) double stream sex
2) hairysex
1) hot girl doing the splits
10) keith stone commercial
9) hairy guys ass
8) best songs to hear in a bar
7) keith stone t shirt
6) my love my lady is the sea
5) try the veal
4) best songs to hear in bars
3) double stream sex
2) hairysex
1) hot girl doing the splits
Monday, January 18, 2010
Hits From the Google
A blog buddy of mine, Grant Miller Media, has done some funny posts about which web searches are leading to hits to his site, and it got me curious about what people are looking for when they find my site, apparently ranked number 12,440,042 most popular in the free world!
Here are the top ten . . .
10. I Guess I Didn't Know. People are still searching for that song?
9. What are important good son and daughter What an odd search. If you have to search the web to find out if you're a good son, odds are you're not.
8. Try the Veal. Are people searching to see who said that, only to find that it's just a general phrase that comedians would say, and now people trying unsuccessfully to be funny say it? What comedy clubs served veal, anyway?
7. Edward 40's Hands. Yes! It's comforting to know that this awful drinking game sure to make people puke is bringing folks to my site.
6. Tour De Franzia So, this slightly classier (?) drinking game appears to be slightly edging out the former one, at least among the eleven people who come to my page a week.
5. Urban Sombrero. People looking for information on the Seinfeld episode with this apparel were not likely to find what they were looking for in this now embarrassing to me, slightly misogynist post.
4. Text in Blankets. This is the only one where I wasn't sure which post of mine it was meant for, and it turns out it's the one where I bitch about people sending blanket text messages on holidays. It must be one of those things that pisses people off but there's not much on the web about it.
3. Who said crappola Apparently I've used the word crappola in three different posts, making me a decent answer for 'who said crappola?'
2. Gancers. What's odd is that the plural form of Gancer has never been used on here, yet it still comes in at number two, somehow.
1. Jeff Galuli. The people who searched the most for my site were looking for Jeff Gillooly, only I spelled the name wrong in the comments section of this post I did years ago. I'm thinking that this was just some guy named Jeff Galuli who searched his own name a few times, wondering why people laughed and thought of crowbars and ice skaters when they heard his name.
Also, before I forget, Beck Eye over at The Pop Eye was the winner of my caption contest, and because I'm broke and can't afford to give a good prize, I told her I would give a plug to her site. She does an awesome job updating regularly, and she has an insane knowledge of pop culture and today's music. Also we recently figured out that we are both unpaid writers for Starpulse.com. There, Beck Eye, that should get you eleven more hits on your site this month.
Here are the top ten . . .
10. I Guess I Didn't Know. People are still searching for that song?
9. What are important good son and daughter What an odd search. If you have to search the web to find out if you're a good son, odds are you're not.
8. Try the Veal. Are people searching to see who said that, only to find that it's just a general phrase that comedians would say, and now people trying unsuccessfully to be funny say it? What comedy clubs served veal, anyway?
7. Edward 40's Hands. Yes! It's comforting to know that this awful drinking game sure to make people puke is bringing folks to my site.
6. Tour De Franzia So, this slightly classier (?) drinking game appears to be slightly edging out the former one, at least among the eleven people who come to my page a week.
5. Urban Sombrero. People looking for information on the Seinfeld episode with this apparel were not likely to find what they were looking for in this now embarrassing to me, slightly misogynist post.
4. Text in Blankets. This is the only one where I wasn't sure which post of mine it was meant for, and it turns out it's the one where I bitch about people sending blanket text messages on holidays. It must be one of those things that pisses people off but there's not much on the web about it.
3. Who said crappola Apparently I've used the word crappola in three different posts, making me a decent answer for 'who said crappola?'
2. Gancers. What's odd is that the plural form of Gancer has never been used on here, yet it still comes in at number two, somehow.
1. Jeff Galuli. The people who searched the most for my site were looking for Jeff Gillooly, only I spelled the name wrong in the comments section of this post I did years ago. I'm thinking that this was just some guy named Jeff Galuli who searched his own name a few times, wondering why people laughed and thought of crowbars and ice skaters when they heard his name.
Also, before I forget, Beck Eye over at The Pop Eye was the winner of my caption contest, and because I'm broke and can't afford to give a good prize, I told her I would give a plug to her site. She does an awesome job updating regularly, and she has an insane knowledge of pop culture and today's music. Also we recently figured out that we are both unpaid writers for Starpulse.com. There, Beck Eye, that should get you eleven more hits on your site this month.
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