Showing posts with label bobby brown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bobby brown. Show all posts

Monday, September 11, 2006

The Dark Ages

Sorry I've been out for so long. I had no internet at home or at work, which, as it turns out, is extremely frustrating. I had no idea what a slave I am to the internet. I have never wanted to check my email so badly in all my life. I even missed the penis enlarger emails.

I also missed downloading music. Last night was the first night I had internet access, so I was downloading everything I could get my dirty, little hands on, which turned out to be way too much Bobby Brown. I now have everything he ever wrote, including Roni, a a slang term for girlfriend, which is a little ditty NO sane person needs in his/her collection.

Most of all I missed you, seven readers. I'm back with a vengeance now, and I'm fixing to comment on every one of your flipping pages, because that's my prerogative.