The Tap Out

As a fan of mixed martial arts, I know that a tap out usually refers to when someone is close to getting choked to death and he/she taps with his/her hand to stop the fight, but there is another lesser known tap out.

The one I'm referring to is when someone is going down on someone else, and the person on the receiving end gives a little tap to signify that it's just not happening. Now, I've done some research here, and women have said that they do the tap when they know that they're not going to finish that way, and to soften the blow to the man's ego, they will act like they just can't take it anymore due to being so turned on - so they just want to start hittin' it. This, of course, is never true because if you're on your game, there's no way in hell she'll want you to stop.

So, Seven Readers, I'm sorry if this post is a little dirty, but I'm curious: have you ever tapped or been tapped?

I Wear a Custom Fitted Mouth Guard At Night . . .

. . . because I grind my teeth in my sleep. Maybe that means I'm stressed out, tense, nervous, or just a plain freak. All I do know is that if I don't wear it, I wake up with my whole jaw hurting.

It's not the kind that looks like a football mouth guard; rather, it's a hard plastic impression of my front two teeth. Now, there's a bump that I can feel pointing towards my mouth, and there have been a couple of times where I have woke up to myself tonguing that little ridge - and the dreams have been about licking a woman's excited, ummmmm . . . bump.

I've only had this happen a few times. In some instances I've woke up to a morning Woodrow Wilson, in others the dream has involved the "bump" of someone I really shouldn't be thinking about, and in some cases both.

It's good that I have this safe place to share this sort of thing, as I haven't relayed this bit of information to anyone else. I can trust the seven of you with weird, perverted stuff like this, right?

Anyone have any dirty dreams they want to tell us about so I'm not the only one putting it out there?