Do you ever look at your blogs statistics? It shows you what country checks out your blog the most, and not surprisingly, the U.S is way out in front. What is surprising is that no other country has even 100 readers except Russia. How are all these Russians finding this page? I want to hear from you, Russia!
I also like to check what Google searches lead to page hits, and the biggest ones are "Is Mark Wahlberg an asshole," "jackie onasis hairy pussy," and "saggy testical surgery."
Let me know what you find on your stats page, Seven Readers, and I'll respond with smart-assed remarks, as always.
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Monday, January 21, 2013
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Storytelling Podcast 2 of 4: Speed Dating/Turbo Loving
In Crom's story, he tells the gang about the time he tried out speed dating, where you go from one table to another trying to meet people, but something was a little fishy about the whole operation. So, Crom, Dr. Ken, Beatnik, and L.C. plot their revenge against the Russian mobsters who run these speed dating events. 
L.C. argues that speed dating should be a little more like playing Plinko on "The Price Is Right." Of course, the word of the day, sump pump, was used just under the wire. Phew! So, Turbo Lovers, download the MP3 by clicking on the play button on the bottom or just listen by clicking on the word play in the middle of the player below, but if you do that, remember to turn off the music player on my blog, to the right.
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Songs Used:
1. "Medley: Just a Gigalo/I Ain't Got Nobody" by David Lee Roth
2. "Hey Ladies" by The Beastie Boys
3. "Young Lust" by Pink Floyd
5. "Turbo Lover by Judas Priest
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