My good friend, Big Business, and I just came up with a new fun phrase for the
Urban Dictionary. Big Business works terrible, terrible hours and raises his brother's two daughters, so I like to text back and forth with him a few times a day to make him laugh and keep him doing what he's doing. I guess he does the same for me, come to think of it . . .
In any event, here it is:
1. The Pert (Plus) Spirt:
(n) When you squeeze the shampoo bottle right at climax to stimulate a monster load.
I damn near emptied the whole shampoo bottle with this morning's Pert Squirt!
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| Something wrong about using this pic, but whatever. It's all wrong around here. |
*It turns out there is already an urban dictionary definition for a pert squirt but it's stupid and doesn't make much sense. All future additions should be approved by Big Business and the good Doctor . . .
