Wendy, the one the popular fast food restaurant is named after, is now the lead spokesman in the ads. Before her it was Dave, her father. The thing is, Dave was always overweight and eventually died of a liver cancer, which I think would be bad for business. After all, the liver is not a fan of breaking down processed fatty foods. However, along comes Wendy, no longer the thin girl with braids that you see a picture of on your Frosty, and now she is quite heavy as well.
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| "It's my damn company, and I'll eat every last one of these over-sized fries!" |
I would say that with the kind of money she has, she should be on a strict work out regimen to show those customers that you can pick a lot of healthy options at Wendy's, but I can't blame her. If I were Wendy, I would be out partying all night, show up at 7AM to a local Wendy's and demand free bacon double cheeseburgers. If they said there was only breakfast, I'd say, "Muthafucka, I'm Wendy! Why don't you take a look at those cartons you shovel fries into all day long through out the course of you pathetic existence. That's right. That was me as a scrawny kid. Now I'm a grown-ass
BBW, so take your ass back there and fry me up my Big Bacon Classic! Wendy loves her some Wendy's!"
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| Does she stick wires in those to make them do that? |
A friend and I were talking about this situation at the bar tonight, and then one of us said how maybe she would be a BBW a man could get it done with, but it might require a brown bag. Maybe a couple Wendy's bags. With french fry grease stains. On each of your heads. In case someones falls off. But that's just a mean thing to say.
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| I like the shorts on that guy in the background |
So, what do you think, readers? Should she drop some pounds for better press, or do you like to see someone who looks like they like to eat promoting those types of places?
