Mrs. Noisewater and I were driving home after having dinner with my parents in my home town when I saw a sign by a local church that read this:
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| Of course I got out of the car to get a picture of this for Facebook and the blog! |
Now, I know this church has tried to be funny in the past. For instance, I remember when "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace" came out they had a sign that "Satan Is the Real Phatom Menace." How ominous! But this one about Easter and cumming seems like a bit much. Is it possible they meant how often we "come" to church? Even then, wouldn't
someone, think about the other, more dirty, use of the word? I mean, I know some church folks can be a little naive, but come on, people!
This reminds me of the time my mom left work for the night, leaving an intern on his last day of work in charge of changing the sign out front. Then she had to field one hundred calls the next morning about why the library wanted everyone to "Honk If You're Horny."
Do I speak for all of us when I say "Beep! Beep!?"
