A buddy of mine was in a relationship for a long time in which he was having "the sex" around once or twice a year. Newly single, he is ravenous out there, taking home women of all shapes and sizes and telling us all about it. I must say, every time I say him on a Sunday during a Bears game, he shares some hilarious information about one of his recent encounters, the funniest of which would be the following:
He got down with one gal recently, and apparently the act was less than enjoyable for him based on this description of what it felt like to go in there:
"It felt like doing it with a fireman's boot full of warm, spoiled mayonnaise."
Let that soak in for a moment. Like the mayonnaise.
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How about you, Seven Readers? Got any friends who became suddenly single, and it's totally weird hearing about them dating?
