My friend, Oates, asked me to sub on his kickball team. I told him no, but he said that if I didn't, they'd have to forfeit. So I told Oates that if they couldn't find anyone, I would do it. Well, he couldn't get anyone and I had to fill in.
I was telling my roommates as I was suiting up that I was pissed about having to go. I really wanted to just go to the gym and go to sleep, but here I am spending a beautiful summer evening in Chicago playing a stupid recess game.
How dumb that there is a league for that game, right? While you're at it, why not have a league for the game of Tag? Better still, Freeze Tag? Or how about a Red Light/Green Light, Mother May I, or Simon Says? Kick the Can, anyone? If you really wanted the GOAT kiddie game, put together a Ghost in the Graveyard tournament!
Then I get there and go 4 for 5 with a home run, zero errors, and we won. Suddenly I'm a fan.
As it turns out, I think my hate for the game was more out of a fear of sucking at it. That must be that borderline personality* of mine kicking in.
Hey, readers, anyone heard of any of the aforementioned leagues or played in anything goofy, like a Wiffle Ball league?
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*See the angry comments I received in this post if you care for an explanation of this diagnosis.