I have some weird habits. The kind where if I don't do them then my whole world might spiral into ruin. One such habit is every so often, when my life is looking not-so-good, slightly adjusting the Jody Davis and Darth Vader figurines on my book shelf could alter my destiny. These two have been in an epic duel for around 10 years, Darth with his light saber and Jody with his catchers mitt. Hardly seems fair, right? The saber could slice through bone like butter without even swinging very hard, while the mitt could stop a fastball but your hand will still probably sting a little. What's more, Darth is an intergalactic tyrant with the galaxy at his fingertips, and meanwhile Jody Davis is a lifetime .245 catcher for a team that loses most of their games, the Chicago Cubs.
|I couldn't rotate this picture, but to hell with it. I like it better like this because with Darth on top, Jody is getting dominated even more. He is the power bottom (of the division).|
If you'll notice in the first picture, Darth has his light saber ready to slice off Mr. Davis' head. This is when life has me by the balls and it looks like there is no hope.
|"The Cubs join the Empire? Never!!!!"|
Anyone else do stuff like this or am I just completely nuts?