Well, another blog about a dream, but I'll make it brief and hopefully funny. In last night's dream, my girlfriend and I had this fabulous house up in the hills somewhere, overlooking the ocean. The pool out back was great because it had a spectacular view behind it, however, swimming in the pool were around four giant rats like the one in The Princess Bride, all no less than the size of a cocker spaniel, and one 10-foot-long albino alligator. The GF was walking past the pool on her way back into the house, and the 'bino alligator took a snap at her ankle, narrowly missing her. Why none of these critters ever got out of the pool, I don't know. They just circled around in a frenzy, biting one another.
"Come on in! The water's warm!"
In the dream I actually said this, and keep in mind that it's a small pool where you could see all the way to the bottom and there are extremely dangerous animals that are very easy to spot in there:
"We really need to remind guests not to go into the pool."