Thursday, March 12, 2015

We were out at the bar the other night, and were are all picking up the smell of marijuana from somewhere every so often.  We weren't sure at first who it was, but then we saw couple sitting at the table just below us and knew they were the culprits.  You see, we were in a row of tables elevated up a step or two, and seated below us was a couple not saying one word to each other but rubbing each other's arms and faces.  They enjoyed the texture of one another's skin for the better part of two hours, and it was endlessly entertaining for us.  There is no way this was just pot they were doing because never have I seen two people out in public acting in a way as if there were no one else around, or in the world for that matter.

Or maybe some good pot is just that good these days.  But do I want to be that messed up anymore?  I mean these two couldn't even form words to talk to one another.  Or were they speaking to one another through some sort of weed ESP?

What do you think, readers? What were these kids puffing on?  You ever see anything like that?  


Jimmy Fungus said...

They were definitely gooped up on some kind of gop, but I really couldn't tell you what kind of gop.

Gorilla Bananas said...

The length of time they were doing it suggests the behaviour was induced by narcotics. You don't have to be on something to enjoy a bit of rubbing, but after 15 minutes you need to try something else.

Mr. Shife said...

I blame Obamacare. Oh wait I have a brain and can form my own thoughts. Maybe they were just really, really, really into each other, Dr. Ken, but more than likely they were doing some ecstasy or something like that. I feel like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino speculating because I haven't done drugs in years and have no idea what the young people are up to but as long as they stay off my lawn I don't care.

Cocaine Princess said...

I've only smelt weed once on a person-- and it was a nauseating combination of manure and burnt rubber. Ick!!

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Jimmy: The gop was strong and they were mighty gooped up on it.

Gorilla: Precisely. That could not have been that interesting to them unless they were completely in another stratosphere.

Shife: It wasn't an interested in each other thing, just the feel of each other's skin at that moment. They would have just as easily rubbed the skin of an aardvark.

Coke: You dislike the smell that much? That sounds like some skunky stuff you smelled - in a bad way. Hey, great new picture!