I went to Lan's Old Town for the first time on Friday night. It is a bring your own alcohol Chinese restaurant and karaoke bar in Chicago that is famous for its' drunken owner and host, Jimmy Ma. My good friend Choo Choo Train is a regular there, and he recommended we bring Jimmy a bottle of Jack. Jimmy was out front having a cigarette when we arrived, and he was already plastered. He was pleased to see that we brought him a bottle, and he proceeded to crack the seal, take a swig out of it, got me in a head lock even though I have never met him, and then put his cigarette out. With his tongue!!!
This is actually a picture of Jimmy!
The customers all interact with one another, have a seat at each others tables to introduce themselves and share their booze with you. There were tons of good looking girls in there that night, but it still wasn't enough for Jimmy's taste, and he kept asking us in his thick Chinese accent, "You going to bring some pussy in here, or what?" Jimmy pretty much lives the dream and does whatever the hell he wants and people love him for it. For example, he grabbed a beautiful blond girl who looked to be 30 years younger than him and just started making out with her, and she just thought it was hilarious. Only Jimmy could pull off a move like that.
I know I will be back very, very soon, and I recommend you, my seven readers, give it a try too. I do not, however, recommend putting cigarettes out on your tongue.