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Saturday, May 25, 2013
That Guy's Vein Is Kickin'
The other night a friend was saying he was throwing a party at a bar called Fat Pour, and I thought for all the world that he said fat porn. This got me thinking that I have seen a couple of fan porns. One night my buddiess from our high school track team decided to get together one night to watch a couple of these disgusting films. One of our friends worked at a video store, and I think his morbid curiosity got the best of him, staring at those boxes in the little room behind the curtain all those times. We settled in for a horrifying double feature: "Life in the Fat Lane" and "Fat Liners," both of which were equally gross. They were just a series of big buff studs taking on really fat women, and one of them, the headliner, was around 800 pounds. She looked like the Michelin Man.
Years later I ran into a guy from the track team who was there that fateful night. He had long hair and would listen to Nine Inch Nails between races, which is of no consequence, but a fine choice for music, I think. Anyway, he said, "Do you remember what you said that night that had us all laughing our asses off?" I could not even wager a guess. I was a much quieter and shy guy back then, believe it or not, so when I would finally say something, it was usually a doozy. Apparently what I said when turning away from a close up on a big screen of a guy's wang was "Ugh, that guy's vein is kickin'."