Monday, June 17, 2013


The only note in my phone for a new blog post was this:

"I need to say dickhead more."

Dickhead really is quite a funny thing to call someone.  You can call someone a dick, and that just means he isn't very nice, but to be a dickhead is to say that it's as if your head is an actual penis.  You are walking around existing among us with a penis making all of the decisions on your behalf.    

To make good on this pledge, I'll call someone a dickhead at some point tomorrow, and I hope you'll be a pal and call some dickhead a dickhead too.  Thanks.  

"What'd you call me?  Oh yeah, I kind of am one of those."


Gorilla Bananas said...

I don't believe that picture is real, but it does make me wonder if there are men called 'Richard Head'. If someone with that name ran for president, he could use the slogan: "Vote for Dick Head if you don't want a dickhead for president". Do you know the hand signal for "dickhead"?

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Most presidents probably are dickheads. Anyone who thinks he is good enough to be president probably has a few dickhead issues.

As for the hand signal for dickhead, I think you make the balls on top of your head with one hand and put a dick sticking straight out of your head with the other.

Cocaine Princess said...

Yikes! A face only a mother could love.

Mr. Shife said...

What a dickhead! I have said that a lot today especially when I was at the gym seeing all the ESPN talking hair-dos vomit superlatives about the Heat. I hope the Bulls destroy those dickheads next season. Have a good one buddy and thanks for getting dickhead back out there.

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Never mind the face, the head is mushroom cloud dropping!

Shife: Dickhead is good. Doucher is better.