I was looking through the memos on my phone to see if there were any good blog topics that I had jotted down, and there was an entry from New Years Eve to myself that read only the following:
I did a google search, and it looks as if no one else had thought of it, but the question is, is it funny? No. It isn't all that funny, but can I make it into a worthwhile blog topic?
Would if there was an episode of The Cosby Show where Rooty slips her whole family roofies so that she could do all kinds of stuff that little kids like to do when unsupervised: Play her pop albums on the good stereo, try on all Mrs Huxtables jewelry and clothes, eat cookies a mere hours before dinner, maybe cut off all of Denise's hair, take Heathcliff's BMW for a spin, make a pipe bomb to blow up Peter's house for no particular reason . . .
No, that wouldn't be a good episode, and it's a downright shitty blog post. I apologize. And grown up Rooty is sorry too.