I was out with a buddy the other night who says that at the small college he attended in California they apparently bet on cow poop. My understanding is they send a cow out onto a field, and people bet money on which square foot of land the cow will choose to shit on. So, it's kind of like craps. No, it's more like roulette in format, but it does involve crap.
But hold on. I got lots of questions.
1. Could you bet on two to four squares that the cow could crap on at once, seeing as cow pies can be quite big.
2. Do you think all the people hollering at the cow could make her clam up and tighten up her sphincter, thus messing up the game?
3. Would if the cow releases all of its payload before it is sent out into the betting field?
4. What is this game called?
5. Do you think they put a little visor on the cow like a roulette dealer? Because that would be adorable.
Unfortunately I haven't had any of these questions answered due to my buddy's only vague recollections of this practice and there seemingly being nothing about it on the internet. Please let me know in the comments section if you know anything about this.
Also, below is the second installment of the best naked scenes in movie history podcast list that myself and Crom compiled. We really upped the video production for this one, since we learned more what the hell we're doing.
So, poop and boobs today. In that order.