Thursday, April 12, 2007

Sunny Bunny (TM)

As some of you know, I make ends meet by working as a photographer for a company that takes pictures of moron tourists in Chicago. I have spent the last three days taking pictures of kids sitting with the Sunny Bunny, named such to keep things secular and politically correct. Here are the highlights:

Day 1: Sunny Bunny (TM) is not officially affiliated with any organized religion, but she has been assigned a gender; female. However, despite the fact that the guy in the suit on Day 1 was as male as The Gancer and even The Cherry Ride, he was prancing and swishing around like Rupaul. One little, Black kid on a field trip came up to me and said, "Did you know it's a guy in that suit? He's tweekin'." I reserved comment so as not to pass judgment, but also due to my limited knowledge of tweekin', I didn't feel comfortable deeming someone as a tweeker or nontweeker.

Day 2: Since nobody wants much to do with an Easter Bunny, or holiday bunny, whatever, after Easter, things were really slow, which gave us lots of time to play charades. I know what you're thinking; charades sucks. But, you have not played with the non-swishy/tweeker Sunny Bunny (TM) working day 2, who is the most expressive, imaginative, kick ass charades player I've ever seen, especially when you take into consideration the fact that he only had four fuzzy fingers on each of his bunny hands. I was guessing all of them, and he did the little back-and-forth motion, which, because he and I had the mojo, I knew meant that he too thought he and I had an uncanny charades connection.

Day 3: Everything went wrong. I couldn't get the damn computers working, and the dude working his second day, despite being very knowledgeable in the martial arts and the one-inch punch, was not much help. I called everyone I could think of to help trouble shoot, but eventually the boss had to come out. He was pissed, and more than a little bit mean to The Gancer, which soured my mood. I was so bent about the whole thing that my charades game suffered.

Okay, I'm thinking of a word, and the category is ME (displays index and middle finger on arm to indicate the number of syllables. He then puts hand up to his own forehead and makes an "L" with his index finger and thumb).

15 comments:

K.I.D. said...

Tweekin' = Trippin', no?

Charades is semi-awesome. The awesomest game is Celebrity, which includes a Charades component.

Jay said...

The Holiday Bunny was a tweeker? That makes sense. And you're not L, your charades game rocks.

classyandfancy said...

I fear that you may run away with the furries.

Steph said...

You could have fun in a cardboard box, all by yourself.
You crack me up.

chuckdaddy2000 said...

Charades is always awesome, but playing it w/ a guy in a bunny suit? Way awesome.

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

K.I.D.: Thanks for the education!

Jay: It was pretty rockin'. Thanks, Jay!

Classy: I would join a fuzzy cult . . .

Steph: You're right, I could, but who would guess my clues?

Chuck: Way awesome, indeed.

Mr. Shife said...

Lorenzo Lamas? I have always been really bad at charades.
Hope you had a good weekend.

wmy said...

So THATS whats been missing from my friday night charades parties...dammit!

ReckenRoll said...

I find people in those fake head costumes to be very creepy. It's almost like the clown thing...although I guess it would be different if you knew the guy (same with the clown?).

Drunken Chud said...

seriously, i'm sitting here laughing picturing some guy in a female bunny suit acting out charades in front of a couple guys with cameras who are NOT taking his picture, but guessing the charade. this little image will stay with me forever.

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Shife: Great guess. Hahahahha.

WMY: Thanks for coming by! Yeah, you need a fuzzy, bunny suit guy in the house. Trust me.

Reck: The guy on Day 1 was creepy, but Day 2 guy and me were down like A.C. was down with O.J.

Chudley: Glad you enjoyed it! Keep doin' what you're doin'.

5 of 9er said...

I want to be the Sunny Bunny. I would do a much better job at it.

Diesel said...

Shake it off, dude. The charades semi-finals are coming up.

RevRee said...

When you said the word "tweekin'" I was thinking more on the lines of...nipples? As in "his nipples were tweeking..."

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Niner: Well, you did a helluva job in the panda suit.

Diesel: Sunny bunny and I will rock any charades competition anywhere, any time.

Rev: I don't think that kid was talking about the Sunny Bunny's nipples. Maybe . . .