Gancer Girlfriend got a text from a coworker last night that read, "Girl, I just went for a massage, and the guy used a vibrator on me. I came 5 times."
This conversation then went down:
Gancer: Wow. I didn't know they did that.
Gancer Girlfriend: I don't think they really used it on her vagina. I don't think they do that.
Gancer: Well, I would assume that is what she meant.
Gancer Girlfriend: No. She's not the type of woman to get that kind of service.
Gancer: Well, she's kind of that type of gal. Doesn't she have a stud stable of boyfriends, one of which she gave a time frame of when he could come by and break her off, another she told didn't f' well or go down on her well. Her notion was that most men do one or the other well, and . . .
Gancer Girlfriend: Okay, okay. How do you remember all of that?
Gancer: You know me. I remember all things like that.
Gancer Girlfriend: Okay, I need to call her real quick and get to the bottom of this.
So, she calls her up, and sure as shit, the masseuse, without asking if it was all right or not, took out a vibrating device and hummed away at her naughty bits long enough for her to cum five times and juice all over herself like she peed herself. One other yucky detail: As he was doing this, his less-than-impressive penis was brushed up against her hand.
Has anyone heard of this sort of service?
Shouldn't he have asked first?
Do you think that service was on the list of services on the package, so to speak, she had agreed to, and she just didn't notice it?
This whole thing came as a shocker to me, and I just want to get my readers' input on the matter . . .