Monday, March 01, 2010

Vajazzled

When you look up Vajazzling on Wikipedia, this is what you find: To Vajazzle is when a person decorates the outer labia of the vagina with adhesived backed crystals or faux gems. The term came to the fore front in pop-culture when Jennifer Love Hewitt explained it on "Lopez Tonight",[1][2][3] She has an entire chapter in her book dedicated to vajazzling.[4]

To me, any time I'm face-to-face with a vagina, it's a good day. Does Dr. Ken need sparkling gems or Swarovski crystals to enhance the experience? No, but how about you, readers? Here's a real pic, so you can judge for yourself.

If you ask me, these celebrities need to find better things to do with their money, but what do you think?

9 comments:

Heff said...

Well, that's awfully NICE, but certianly NOT REQUIRED. I'm not much of a jewelry person.

JerseySjov said...

when i was in middle school it was popular to get crystal designs that you could stick on your arms. i guess this is the next step of stupid things girls like to do with stick-on swarovski crystals.

Casey said...

I have to admit to being intrigued. I can see, though, how some injury risks are possible.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Heff: I agree. Kind of interesting but in no way required.

Jov: The arm crystals are like gateway Vajazzling.

Casey: A risk for sure, but so shimmery!

Steph said...

Awesome! Yet more accessories to buy!

Kadonkadonk said...

Anything good enough for Jennifer Love Hewitt is something that makes me want to puke, actually.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Steph: Yes. It's all about accessorizing. Good thinking!

Donk: Yeah, has she gone off the deep end?

blamemyrobot said...

Vajazzling is actually going to have the opposite of the intended effect on me. If things are getting all heated and sweaty with a lady, panties come off, and I make eye contact with a Vajazzled va-jay-jay then I'm done. I'm not saying a word. I'm re-dressing. I'm heading home to jerk off to regular, un-vajazzled vagina! That's just too weird man.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Blame: Noted. I'm marking you down as an un-vajazzled man. Haha.