Monday, April 26, 2010

Mooj's Pop Quiz

I came across this extended scene from 40-Year-Old Virgin with tons more gross crap in Mooj's speech. So, okay, Seven Readers, how many things that Mooj mentions do you know? If you have a minute, look one or two up on Urban Dictionary and post the definition in the comments. I know I had to look up Alligator Fuck House and Pussy Cocktail Juice . . .

7 comments:

JerseySjov said...

i have to admit i'm familiar with most of those terms...
my friends and i like to invent new weird things to do, but we very rarely have the guts to actually perform them

Heff said...

Don't believe any of that shit. Life is about spitting out women like used up whore-flavored bubblegum.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Jov: Can't you drop some of the inventions names in my comments for a laugh?

Heff: One of the best comments I've had in some time. You're like the new Chud (an old blog buddy).

JerseySjov said...

the squeaky johnson, the pearl anklet, the pearl clam [not what you'd think]...

BeckEye said...

I remember seeing this on YouTube a while back and finding it hilarious. And I just figured he was making most of that shit up.

Have you seen the outtake from Knocked Up of Jonah Hill just riffing in the hospital waiting room? That's one of my favorite extras ever.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

JOV: i could see guys with foot fetishes being into the whole pearl anklet thing. Well done!

Beck: Oh, it's not made up, sadly . . . Good old Mooj . . .

Kenneth Noisewater said...

Heff: I hoist a pussy juice cocktail in your honor tonight, my friend.